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    SOCIETY IS ABUSING US...  SOCIETY IS BEGINNING TO PAY...  HOWEVER... :)
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 The art of kissing                                                by D-Fense
 ------------------                                                ----------

 To be honest, kissing is a great thing to do...  Kissing is more erotic than
 the real penetration...  I could go all 'techy' about this and explaining why
 it's more erotic, ...  but I'll spare you the details.  Now, let's read how
 you can surprise your partner with some stunning kisses :)  Don't be ashamed
 of anything, if your partner likes you, it doesn't matter if you fail or
 succeed, the best thing is to have a good time!  That's what's all about!

 So, this isn't a "Hey, I'll teach ya how to create an atomic bomb"-thingy
 but it's better than nothing...  For the die-hard-hpa's among us, just wait
 until a week or so, Axf/Min is gonna kick ass, hard!

 **  This is written from the male point of view.  Just in case you didn't
     knew it...  Oh yeah, I do not want to set a standard for kissing, since
     kissing is a matter of each taste.  It's just to give away some pointers
     on this great subject...  Actually if you shouldn't know all this by
     now you should have been living in a cave the past ten years :))

 **  Don't kiss each other if you're totally drunk/stoned or whatever you
     all have...  The kiss itself won't be affected (however:)), but you may
     say what you want, it's better to kiss with all your senses together...
     Geez, I said that?  Dr. Cannabis Sativa himself??  Fuck...  I'm becoming
     a softie :)

 **  To the males among us...  Shave before you kiss, it's feels much better!

 **  "This release will sure pump new activity in your early sexual life"
       -- Be-Real (co-founder) "he's on a holiday right now"

 !!  This has all been test for several times and all the methods are
     socialy approved.


 +==========================================================================+
 | THE TONGUE, MOUTH                                                        |
 +==========================================================================+
 [1.0]  THE 'REGULAR' KISS
 =========================
  This is the most common kiss, you can even give it to a totally stranger.
  It has no intense mouth-contact.  This kiss is just to indicate you like
  a person with nothing more or less...  Just a sign of appreciation.


 [2.0]  THE TONGUE
 =================
  The most used part of a good kiss is the tongue...  This piece of meat has
  the most functions of all (taste, touch, ...).  No wonder such a kiss feels
  that good!  Now, let's move on to the real stuff...  A kiss without feeling
  and/or using your tongue is as good as useless...  You may correct me if I
  am wrong...


 [3.0]  TONGUE-TEASING
 =====================
  Put your lipps to your partners but do not push them firmly together, there
  has got to be some room between your mouths...  Put your upperlipp to your
  partners upperlipp and you're just doing fine.  Then, open your mouth a bit
  and put the tip of your tongue against her lipp, this is a sign you want to
  tease her.  Then whenever you feel her tongue against yours, withdraw a bit
  but not too fast.  This way you're teasing her by letting her feel just the
  tip of your tongue, which is quite erotic...


 [4.0]  DEEP KISS
 ================
  Okay, you are tired of teasing and your partner is _that_ excited she can't
  wait to get a 'deep kiss', just put your head that way you don't block her
  face with your nose <g>.  Then, put quite a lot of pressure on her mouth
  but DO NOT push your tongue all the way in!!  Just start out like you did
  with the 'teasing', but then putting your tongue one bit at a time deeper.
  This is no contest of making your partner vomit!  DO NOT FORCE YOUR PARTNER
  ANYTHING!  Okay, now we can do several things...

             **  My girl likes to begin with a Deep Kiss and then putting
                 _alot_ of pressure on my mouth, circling around my tongue
                 a couple of times and then do a small withdraw so we are in
                 the same position like we started kissing...  Let's call this
                 the Wave Kiss...

             **  The Wave Kiss can be really exhausting (ever tried it for
                 one hour on a row?), so it's good to put some variety in it.
                 Still put pressure on her mouth but now you have to try to
                 put the tip of your tongue against hers and keep it still
                 for, let's say 5 secs, and then gently start making circles
                 like you're chasing each other...  Change direction of doing
                 circles to totally confuse your partner =:-).  Let's call
                 this kiss the 'Chase Kiss'...  It hasn't to be a circle, try
                 to chase each other in Mickey-Mouse shape, amfibious landing
                 aircraft shape, punch-in-the-eye shape, and so on...  Just
                 be creative!!


 [5.0]  THE LIPPS
 ================
  When you are tired of doing some intense kissing, you can't abort your
  lovegame like a computer-game, you have to do it slowly...  Slowly withdraw
  your tongue from her mouth and then finally to an Ordinary Kiss, but almost
  immediate put your teeth on her lipp and gently bite on it (I SAID GENTLY!
  WE ARE NOT CANNIBALS!), while having her lipp between your teeth use your
  tongue to touch her lipp...  This is quite erotic too...  Repeat this as
  much as you want, cause it's great kissing this way...



 +==========================================================================+
 | THE TONGUE, FACE                                                         |
 +==========================================================================+
 [1.0]  THE CHEEKS
 =================
  This oughta be the OLDEST kiss on this planet (even Judas gave it once :)).
  Just perform an ordinary kiss on the cheek of your partner...


 [2.0]  THE CHIN
 ===============
  This is a highly underestimated kiss...  Try to suck on your partners chin.
  No, do not try to take the WHOLE chin in your mouth (cause that's vulgar)
  but only a little bit...  While you suck (not hard!) on her chin, make
  circles with your tongue around her chin...  It's a good feeling!  This is
  why male persons better shave before doing this...  It's not much fun for a
  girl to suck on a beard :)


 [3.0]  THE NECK
 ===============
  The neck is a wide term, let's divide it into several parts...

      **  Kiss the Apple of Life at the front of the throat and also make
          circles (or other shapes) with your tongue...

      **  Give a Deep Kiss at the back of her neck.  She'll go wild :)

      **  Making a spot wet on her neck and then blow on it (no, not a joint)
          is quite erotic too...

      **  Start out with a regular kiss under the throath and then put your
          tongue against her throath, and slowly start moving up until you
          reach her chin...  See [2.0] for more info...


 [4.0]  THE NOSE
 ===============
  When you're all tired of kissing each other, just rub with your nose against
  one another and your appetite for kissing will come back :).  I swear...
  You can kiss the top of her nose as well, but be gentle, don't take her
  entire nose into your mouth (cause it's disgusting)...


 [5.0]  THE EARS
 ===============
  And yes, the ears are important too (but you already knew that, didn't ya?).
  Just nibble on the bottom of her ears and wisper sweat words while you're
  doing this.  Again, don't EAT her ears, ya hear?  Just nibble softly...Jeezs


 +==========================================================================+
 | THE TONGUE, TORSO                                                        |
 +==========================================================================+
 [1.0]  THE BREAST(S)
 ====================
  Okay, you're sick and tired of all the option above and you decide it's time
  to move on...  Well, let's start with the breast then.  I suggest you try
  this after a week (preferably more) you know each other.  You should feel it
  when it's allowed or not...  Now, you have you girl all by your own and you
  wanna give her a good time.  Just, put you lipps on her breast and start
  making circles, then when you really wanna give her a nice time, start
  moving up but DON'T touch her nipples.  This way, you start to tease her and
  she'll go nuts of the feeling you're giving her :)  Then, when you decide
  it's far enough now, start making circles with your tongue around her nipple
  She'll prolly freak out now :)...  Do it subtle, it's the only thing I can
  say...  Again, you can use your teeth to pleasure her, but this is not
  necesarry.  Just CAREFULLY (i strongly stress this one!) hold the nipple
  gentle between your front-teeth and start making circles...  This could be
  tricky when it's yar first time you do it, but please, DON'T BITE HARD
  (unless you're a homicidal maniac trying to kill your girl)...


 [2.0]  UPPER-CHEST
 ==================
  It's also a nice feature of the female human body...  It's the place above
  and between the breasts.  It's similar to the male chest, but it's softer
  and much nicer to kiss...  She gets real turned on by it too...


 [3.0]  VENUS-HILL
 =================
  Okay, you've practically kissed every part of your girl and now you want
  some change in it...  Go for it!  It's the softest and nicest place to
  kiss your girl.  Then, slowly move downward towards her Vagina and now
  i guess you know what you should do.  The first little "bump" you
  encounter is her Clitoris...  Circle with your tongue around her clitoris
  and she'll prolly cum in about 10 minutes...  Another nice technique is
  to start at the bottom, with your tongue deep inside her, then moveing
  up until your reach her clitoris and start circling it again, then moving
  down again, repeating all this...


 +==========================================================================+
 | MISC.                                                                    |
 +==========================================================================+
 [1.0]  TALKING
 ==============
  Talking openly about sex is also a cool thing to do.  You even MUST talk
  about it (and do it very often).  This way you know HOW you think on this
  subject and you get to know each other better this way too...  I know, it's
  weird at the beginning but you get used to it :)





 Hmmm, that's about it I guess...  If you have sex w/ yar girl, do it safe!
 Believe me, it ain't phun afterwards :(


 THIZ MUST BE THE MOST LAME RELZ EVER BY ME! =:-)
