

           P I K A - P I K A!

                he says

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        M E G A D E M O 2 0 0 0
            purple&blasphemy

        pikachu appears courtesy
              of nintendo

        the rest just walked in
         without any permission


PIKACHU: Welcome to the great demo called
         Megademo 2000! Pika-pika!

FARFETCH'D: Woosh! Good thing you downloaded
            this. Otherwise, we'd have to
            come after you.

PIKACHU: Yes, yes.

EXEGGCUTE: Hi!

FARFETCH'D: Shut up! The demo needs to be
            installed on your hard drive.

PIKACHU: In its very own directory.

EXEGGCUTE: Yes!

TENTACOOL: Damn cold outside.

ZAPDOS: Sheesh. I can handle it!

PIKACHU: Byter used a lot of PNG textures.

FARFETCH'D: Yes he did.

ZAPDOS: I think you should run the demo now.

EXEGGCUTE: No, wait, wait!

TENTACOOL: Damn. It's cold in here as well.

EXEGGCUTE: We should salute the clever and
           brave people who made this master-
           piece of...

FARFETCH'D: Shut up already!

PIKACHU: We already mentioned Byter, and there's
         also Vipa, who did the effects.

ZAPDOS: Oh, the beatutiful, beautiful effects!

TENTACOOL: I think I'll put on a coat.

EXEGGCUTE: But you don't have a coat!

PIKACHU: Thorsten also did some of the graphics.

TENTACOOL: Some CDs can be really hard to open.

EXEGGCUTE: And the music was done by...

FARFETCH'D: SHUT UP! He doesn't want to get
            mentioned!

PIKACHU: But we should mention the people who helped
         and contributed in various ways. They include:

TENTACOOL: I know one! Seth!

EXEGGCUTE: And Craft helped as well.

PIKACHU: So did Echo.

FARFETCH'D: And Stoffer and Kvark!

TENTACOOL: And Ravian!

EXEGGCUTE: And Slyde!

TENTACOOL: That's a lie! Slyde didn't help!

PIKACHU: Well, I'm sure he helped in spirit.

ZAPDOS: I almost fell asleep. I'm so tired.

EXEGGCUTE: Hey! I have a GREAT idea! Let's all watch
           the demo one more time and then go to bed!

PIKACHU: OK!

FARFETCH'D: Yeah!

ZAPDOS: Yes, then we can dream beautiful dreams!

TENTACOOL: And get warm, both on the inside and the outside!

PIKACHU: Bye, bye!