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        woo.. i got 10 logos done in 'bout two weeks. i know.. i know. i can't
crank 'em out like hiro or mjay, but fuck you. i try. i'm rather proud of that
last logo, for xenion.. my first "official" ascii. the rest of mine have never
been used anywhere but in the colly, so.. eh. anywho, it's called "vomit" 'cuz
the bastards decided to change the group name on me, and my divider said vomit
but i just didn't wanna change it. too lazy, i guess.

        well, all this is oldschool, so you'll need 80x50 if you don't have it
that way already. not much else to say, besides.. CALL MY BOARD! 5734464427!
NO NUP! RUNNING PC/X, SOON TO SWITCH TO REVERSE! agghhh.. lamer mode off. well
i'd better finish up this intro. i'm not too good at them, and i don't want to
scare you off. until next colly, "i'm outtie!"

                                    haliphax

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        _  ___  ___  ___  ___
       | || _ || _ \| __|| | |
       | || | || | || __||- -|
   ....| || | || | || | || | |....
   :   |_||_|_||___||___||_|_|   :                 (_____________________
   :.............................:                     __________________)
                  :                                   (______________
                  :                                        __________)
                 .:.                                      (________
                                                             ______)
 .::%%::.   0) bamboosh, for intellius                      (____
 .::%%::.   1) ganja, for hiro protagonist                     __)
 .::%%::.   2) whodini's magic, for whodini                   (_
 .::%%::.   3) modemland, for hiro protagonist                 _)
 .::%%::.   4) constipation of the mind, for me                |
 .::%%::.   5) dominion day, for lunatic fringe
 .::%%::.   6) auggies basement, for hellfire             it isn't even,
 .::%%::.   7) shroom palace, for john doe              but i don't care..
 .::%%::.   8) modemland, for hiro protagonist
 .::%%::.   9) reverse, for xenion

   /|\
    |
    |__ butt ugly space-killer







_______________________________________________________________________________
                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: bAMBOOSH!@     :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: iNTELLIUS        :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? hELL nO    :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

,============================================================================.
|         ________ __ _                                                      |
|        / _______ __ ____________  ________ __ _    ______  ____ __ _       |
|       / //_  \___ \_ \\__      _\/ _______ __ _ __/  ____\/ ___ __ _       |
|      /   _ \  _) _ \\  /   \/ /// //_  /  _ \/  _ \_____ \\ \\__           |
|     /_   /  \/_  \   \/_   /   /   _ \/   / _   / _\\\  \ \\  _ \          |
|     \\\ /    >\\  \  ///  /___/_   /  \  / //  / ///______//  \\ \ HP      |
|      \______/\______/____/    \\\ /   <\____/\____/       /____\__\        |
|================================\______/====================================|
|                                                                            |
|    b       a       m       b       O       o       s       h       !     |
|                                                                            |
`============================================================================'

























_______________________________________________________________________________
                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: wEEDWHACKER    :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: hIRO pROTAGONIST :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? nOT rEALLY :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

                  _______                _____     ___
            ______\_  _ (_   ______   ___)    \  __)  \   ______
            \\     /  /  / __\  _ (__ )___     \ )___  \__)  _ /__
             /_ ________/__\    /   /  /  ___  (    )__/\    /   /
            / \ \_____  __//   ___  \ /    /   / ______ /   ___  \
           /___         / /_   \   _ /_   / _ /__)___  \ _  \    _\
             \     ____/ / /    \  \/ \  /  /// (_ \  _ \/   \   \ \
     _\|/_    \____(     \______/__/    /____/ _ / /  / /____/_____/  _\|/_
                                   \___/     \ \ \/    /
                                              \___   __>    HP
                                                \____/

           if you look REAL hard, it says ganja. concentrate, damnit.

























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                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: rABBITiNNAhAT  :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: wHODINI          :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? nEGATORY   :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

                  ............................................................
      ____        : ... . . ... .  ....  .....  ..... ...  . ..... .. ...... :
      |  |        : ::: : : ::: : ::: :: ::: ::  :::  :::  :  :::  :' :::... :
  x  _|__|_       : ::: : : :::.: ::: :: ::: ::  :::  :::`.:  :::         :: :
  |   (..)______  : :::.:.' ::: : `::.:' :::.:' .:::. :::  : .:::.    :::.:: :
 _|__/(__)__/-'   :.....______ ___ _______ __________ ______ __________..... :
 `\_/    \             \___  Y  (_\___  (_\___     (_\___ (_\___     (_     :
  | /______\      :       / _   _  \ /  l  \ /   __   \ /  __\ /   __   \    :
      `'`'        : hp   /   \_/    /   _   / ___/____/ \__/_ /    /____/ hp :
                  :     /     |____/    |  /  \___   \ /     \\   /    \     :
      wh0d        :     \_____|   /     |__\    /    //       \\_______/     :
                  :               \_____|   \_______/ \_______/              :
                  :..........................................................:

























_______________________________________________________________________________
                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: mODEMLAND      :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: hIRO pROTAGONIST :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? nUH-uH     :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

                       ____                               ____
                  ____/___/_______    _______        ____/___/___
::::::::::::::::::\_______    _   \:::\__    \:::::::\_______    \:::::::::::::
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%/   //   //   /%%%%%/.   /%%%%%%%%%/   //    /%%%%%%%%%%%%%
:::::::::::::::::::/   //   //   /::::://   /:::::::::/.  //    /::::::::::::::
                  /   //   //   / ____/____/___      //  //    /
                 /.  //   //   /_ \_______     \    /___//    /  hp
               _//  //___//_____/   /____/     / _______/    /
               \___/                    /     /_ \__________/
                                       /_______/

               m     o     d     e     m     l     a     n     d


























_______________________________________________________________________________
                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: cONSTIPATERED  :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: mE, mYSELF aND I :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? yOO bET    :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

 (  cONSTIPATION  )   _______          _______          _______
              ________)      \ ________)      \ ________)      \
              \__             \\__             \\__             \
               /      |        \/      |        \/    _  _       \
............../       |_________\      |      ___\     \/      ___\...........
:             \       |       \_       |       \_      /        \_           :
:  __/\__      \      |        /\      |        /\____/_         (_  +"+ hli :
:  \ o0 / wurd  \_____________/  \_____________/       /__________/  `+` fax :
:  /_/\_\                                                             :      :
:......................... constipation of the mind ..................:..... :
                                                                             :
:           (U) upload (yes! alright!)      (R) read a few messages          :
:           (D) download (arggghh!)         (E) write a new message          :
:           (F) look at the file list       ($) global mail stuff            :
:           (V) view text files             (B) bulletins menyoo             :
:           (Y) look inside an archive      (M) mode (ansi/ascii)            :
:           (A) view archive list           (X) expert mode on/off           :
:           (C) leave a comment to sysop    (O) page the sysop               :
:           (J) change your current conf    (Z) zippy directory scan         :
:           (W) change your user settings   (I) view version info            :
:           (G) logoff the system           (T) current local time           :
:           (H) i need help! help me!       (N) newscan file dirs            :
:............................................................................:
___                                                                        ___
   ) iF yOU hAVE aNY cOMMENTS oR gRIPES, lEAVE A (c)OMMENT tO hALIPHAX 'N (
  (___ hE'LL gET bACK tO yOU aS sOON aS pOSSIBLE. pLEASE sPREAD wHIRRED ___)
     /_______ __ _  _ oF tHIS bBS tO aLL yOUR fRIENDS!@# _  _ __ _______\











_______________________________________________________________________________
                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: kICKIN dA sHIT :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: lUNATIC fRINGE   :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? hELL jEAH  :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

              +----------+ gl0ck                              _______________
              |'sUP nIGGA|  |                                (___)___(___)___)
              +----------+  |                                (_(___)___(___)_)
      `.          __     |  |         dominion day           (___)___(___)___)
       `-.     __/__\    | \|/                               (_(___)___(___)_)
       ,+'       (..) ___|                                   (___)___(___)___)
       `-.      _( o)_      ------------------------------o(_(___       _)_)
         '  ___/ \__/ \___g==O-                              (___)_ BRICK ___)
         +-X\            /CX     ........................    (_(___ WALL! _)_)
             \__/ WU \__/ ~~     : .....   ....  .....  :    (___)___________)
        /|\    / TANG \          : ::: :: ::: :: :: : : :    (_(___)___(___)_)
         |    /________\         : ::: :: ::: :: :: : : :    (___)___(___)___)
   blUnt-'     /_/||\_\          : :::.:' `::.:' :: : : :    (_(___)___(___)_)
              /   `'   \    hp   : .....   ....  ... .. :    (___)___(___)___)
             /    __    \        : ::: :: ::: :: ::: :: :    (_(___)___(___)_)
            /_____||_____\       : ::: :: :::.:: `::.:' :    (___)___(___)___)
             (____)(____)        : :::.:' ::: ::   ::   :    (_(___)___(___)_)
                                 :......................:    (___)___(___)___)




















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                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: aUGGS bASEMENT :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: hELLFIRE         :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? yESSIR     :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

                _________________________________________________________
                \_____  \_   /  \_      \_       _/__\_      \_   ___ __/
   ............../      //  /  __/  /   _/  /   //   //  /   //___   /.......
   .            /  /   //  /   \____   \____   //   //  ____/_   /  /       .
   .   hp    __/  /   /_  /   /_   /  /_   /  /_   /_  /   __/  /  /_       .
   .         \_________/_______/_______/_______/____/_____//________/       .
   .   _____________________________________________________________________.
   .   \_      \_____   __/ ___\_      \_  _  _ \_      \_   _   __/     __/.
   .    /  /   //     __/___   //  /   //  /  / //  /   //   / __/   /  /   .
   ..../     -//  /   \_   /  //  ____/_  /  / //  ___ //   /  \____/  /.....
    __/  /   /_  /   /_   /  /_  /  ___/ /  / /_  /   /_   /  /_ __/  /_
    \_________/_______/_______/_____\___/__/___/_______/__/____/ \_____/


                         a u g g i e s  b a s e m e n t























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                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: sHROOM pALACE  :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: jOHN dOE         :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? yUPPERZ    :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

                                  __
                          ____   / /
                 __      / __/  / /  __    __
                _\/_   __\_  \ / /_ /  \ _/  \   /\       _
                \/\/   \ \/  // __ \\ \// \ \ \ /  \/\   //\__ _
                        \___//___\__\\_\\_/\__//  \_/ \  \\/
                                              /____|---'

                    ____         ____        _____
                   /  _ \ ____   \__ \   __  \ _ /_    hp    /
                   \  __/ \   \   / . \ ( _)  \___/
                    \ \    \   \  \___/ (__) _ __ ____     /
                     \ \_ /\\.  \____ __ __  __  _        /
                      \_//__\\\     // // / / / //  /
                              \____//_//_/ /_/ //  /    /
                                                   ____/
                             _   _  _ __ ___ ______)__/





















_______________________________________________________________________________
                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: m-LAND aGAIN?  :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: hIRO pROTAGONIST :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? kINDA..    :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

    _     _       odemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlan
   /(__:__)\      modemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemla
   \   |   /      nmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodeml
   / _ | _ \      anmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodem
  /   \_/   \     lanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmode
_/     |_    \    mlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmod
\_______/     \_  emlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmo
      \________/  demlanmodemlandm                              mlandmodemlandm
    _             odemlanmodemland   sysop: hiro protagonist    emlandmodemland
   /(__:          modemlanmodemlan                              demlandmodemlan
   \   |     hp   dmodemlanmodemla     cosysop: mithrandir      odemlandmodemla
   /   |   _      ndmodemlanmodeml                              modemlandmodeml
  /  _ | __)\     andmodemlanmodem     canada's finest bbs      dmodemlandmodem
_/  /(_|/    \    landmodemlanmode                              ndmodemlandmode
\___\         \_  mlandmodemlanmod wu-trank/kts!ascii/quadp whq andmodemlandmod
     \_________/  emlandmodemlanmo                              landmodemlandmo
    _     _       demlandmodemlanm         3O6-XXX-XXXX         mlandmodemlandm
   /(_____)\      odemlandmodemlan                              emlandmodemland
   \    _   \     modemlandmodemlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlan
   /    |    \    dmodemlandmodemlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemla
  / _   |    _\   ndmodemlandmodemlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodeml
_/  )   |    \    andmodemlandmodemlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodem
\___\   |     \_  landmodemlandmodemlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmode
     \_________/  mlandmodemlandmodemlanmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmod
                  emlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandmodemlandm

---
 here ya go, hiro.. kind of a "trade" for that logoff screen you promised me.
 heh. maybe you don't remember. anyway, you can add more shit to the info
 or use the font for something else, i don't care.. just felt like doodlin',
 and this is what i came up with. color it if you want. enjoy. i know it's not
 much, but my ascii doesn't get too much better than that yet. ;)






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                     ________   _
  .....  _____ ____  \_      \ /(____   ......................................
..:.:    \.   \\  /   /. \/  / \ __ /  .:.  :....    :                       :
  :... :  \\   \\/_  //  /__/__/ / /  ...:..:.: :    : tITLE: rEVOISE!       :
 ....: :   \\  \   \/___/ .  \__/ /  .:....     :....:                       :
 :.....:.:  \  /\ \ \    _     / /  ::  : : ....:::  : fOR: xENION? /iRC     :
  ... :  :.. \/  \___\   /    / /_  ... :.: :....::  :                       :
..:.: :......            \/   \__/ . :: :.. ...:  :  : rEQUESTED? jOOBETCHA  :
  :.......:.: vomit _____________ .:.::...: :.....:..:.......................:
_______________________________________________________________________________

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               /  \__ /  \__ /  \__ /  \__ /  \__ /  \__ /  \__
.............. |  _  \|  _  \|  |  \|  _  \|  _  \|  _  \|  _  \ ..............
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: :          _ |  |  ||  ___||  |  ||  ___||  |  ||___  ||  ___| _          : :
:....... / //( |. | -(|. |  ||. |  ||. |  ||. | -(|. |  ||. |  | )\\ \ .......:
_______________|  _  ||  |  ||  |  ||  |  ||  _  ||  |  ||  |  |_______________
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