internerddiction


The time of Nerd Romancy has arrived.
_Gore, newspapers and television are filled with junk concerning internet.
"WHAT? you aint got network at home? Man, i though nobody could be as
uncool and negative GME!"
"No problem! EVEN YOU CAN GO TO INTERNET! MAKE YOUR MODEM GO INTERNET!
 DIAL UP THE WAVE!"

   Especially the press is feasting with this new-wave (did the first exist?)
nerd romancy,  the vision of 30-year old child eating some pizza and
destroying Coca Cola, which is "bloodplasm of every computer internet nerd".
They have created a cult around these Caveman Orgies of 21st century and
wild multimediacarnivals, in which sexually frustrated gulldwarves are
rosen in status of lesser demigods.  Press sees DCC CHATS to _Gore as
a huge pilgrimage of our time, or escapistic, delusionary vision of
future.  That's RIGHT! Internet is cooler than your year-old GSM cellular!

The Hype.

This feodal world's creation story is as unbelievable as the nerds dwelling
within it.  Trend-acknowledging ex-yuppies have managed to create a
romantic background story which is very profitable, but unfortunately
is another one of urban legends like " i dried my grandma in microwave".
According to THIS legend, internet was founded by the Applepiecountry's
denying government to backup the computers.  Today's GORElogists see
the truth beneath the lies, however.  Leading GORElogist, doctor
Reuben von Stench from UCLA, states: "According to the bits of knowledge
we've managed to gather, internet was born somewhere in mid-80es when
three informatics students from Berkeley University were accidentally
locked in computer laboratory for 15 hours.  The situation grew
absolutely embarassing, and communicating via computers was the only
way to keep connected to the classmate sitting next to you. After all,
one of them WAS a girl, and they all were nerds."

   The possibilities internet offers are infinite.  At least as infinite
as your home country.  Even if it IS possible to surf the net and investigate
utterly intresting homepages, such as "my hamster's cages blueprints" or
"my favourite food and my computer's tech specs", you are RARELY
allowed to check something that's prohibited by united sta--uhh i mean
your home country's laws.  The system is here to stay!  make DCC not surf.
   Naturally "roaching with guinea pig" information doesnt satisfy
everybody, so you can waste your life in irc, too!  And if the cute person
next door doesnt seem to hang around in IRC too often, you can
ALWAYS mail him/her.  Astral contact always before Physical one, say
the tibetian monks too.  After years of hot letters between you and
H,  it IS kind of thraumatic, though, to find out it was a dog all the
time!  But hey, this is year 2000 and internet is modem!
   
   Should you be intrested in these kind of things, the dark brotherhood
of nerds traveling the endless roads of depressoville
