                        egion f he therial
                               presents
                           Cracking the Club
                               written by
                               Gd ŉr 
        
        The Club.  Every one of has seen these monsterous red sticks 
covering the steering wheels of cars in the streets.  Now, we know that all 
types of security are insults to our intelligence, but seeing a club in a car
is not only an insult....it is a challenge.  Rules are meant to be broken, 
safes are meant to be cracked, and locks are meant to be picked.  So, I'm 
gonna show you a quick and easy way to defeat the club.

What you need are:

A 2 pound sledge hammer.
A can of freon (it can be found at most hardware stores or car repair shops 
for about $15).
I.Q. higher than Mary Joe Buttofucco. 

Now the easy part (that is if you have the I.Q. requirements, if not crawl 
back under the rock you came from).  Take the can of freon and spray it 
inside and around the locking mechanism of the club.  DO NOT INHALE THE FUMES,
THEY ARE DEADLY!!!  The freon drops the temperature around the area it was 
sprayed to about -200 celcius.  This causes the lock to become brittel and
two or three sharp taps with the sledge hammer will crack the lock in half.
This whole process takes about 20 seconds.  Now all that's left is to hotwire
the car.
        This method of cracking open the locks might be of some use in 
breaking open regular locks (although there would probably be problems with 
the doorknob ).  I'm not sure yet, but if I find out, I'll be sure to tell 
ya.
        Btw, people always worry about car alarms when stealing cars...you
don't need to...the car alarm cuts off when you start the car.  In other 
words, if you're fast enough, people will just think you forgot to turn off 
the alarm (that's where the speed of the freon method helps out). 
                                                        
                                                
                                                Gd ŉr [ '93]


